Internal Memo

WORK REPORT ON KENYA

To the Big Guy,

    Let me first heartily thank you for giving me a chance to work in this beautiful land with its unique people. Working here has been interesting. Listed below is a list of some of the client I worked with.

1.       An arsenal fan, still don’t get why he did it seeing that Arsenal is an English soccer team and has little or no effect in his life.

2.       Drunk drivers, the holiday season is always the busiest season for me. I don’t understand why these people insist on drinking and driving.

3.       P.S.V. passengers, you have to feel sorry for this lot since they are not entirely to blame. Though you can’t help but wonder if they are the ones encouraging the reckless driving.

4.       ‘Shoot to kill’ victims, the Kenya Police just love keeping me busy; a drunk resisting arrest is as good as dead.

5.       Illicit brew drunkards, no explanation needed.

As you can see working in Kenya has provided me with a wonderful opportunity to deal with some of the most unique clients in the world and I once again thank you for posting me here.

Yours,

The Grim Reaper, Kenya.

GET THESE CARS OFF OUR ROADS!!

I seriously don't get why someone would buy one of these cars, they are so ugly I would rather be caught running naked on a busy street, say Moi Avenue, than be seen riding in one of them. I wish you we could all come together and petition their owners to sell them to scrapyards. Here is a list of some of the cars am talking about:

1. Toyota Probox\ Succeed: This car is so ugly that I actually think its meant to be a drive yourself to the grave coffin.

2. Toyota Duet: Is this even a car? My friend claims that you can't drive at speeds greater than 80kph otherwise you risk leaving its body behind.

3.Volkswagen Beetle: Be it the classic model or the new look beetle. Only one word describes this car-frog: UGLY!

There are many other ugly cars on our roads including the Porsche Cayenne(left), BMW X6(right) and many more.
Please get rid of these cars so that our country may have a shot at looking good.       

Introductory Post

I guess my first post should be a short introduction. There are many issues that keep one awake at night. I actually struggle to find sleep each and every night. During those hours that am in bed awake, millions of thoughts and ideas run through my mind, one of which is starting this blog. I'll try and put down some of those thoughts and ideas down on this blog and hope you will enjoy reading.